Tiffany's World

HAHAHA!!! Ok, I've come to the realization that I truly don't have an ounce of sex appeal. I mean, no matter how hard I try to fit the part of the flirtacious, sexy girl, it just doesn't work for me. When you're a natural-born dorky klutz like me, it's hard to be anything but. Here's what happened to me today. I'm still laughing about it. I went to fill up my car with gas and in the middle of pumping, a car pulled up behind me and a really cute guy stepped out. I was so relieved that I actually took time to get ready today and didn't go out in the jeans, sweatshirt, and ponytail that I ususally go out in. I decided that since I'm getting pretty good at this "talking to random people" thing, I'd just try to look a little more friendly and up the sexy factor. Anyway, I got up the nerve to give him a little smile......of course I've found that it doesn't work if you don't look at him while you're smiling. Hahaha! Then, when the car was all filled up, I put the nozzle back in the holder and went to press the "print reciept" button on the pump. Sounds easy, right? Well apparently not for me. I wasn't watching where I was stepping and I tripped over the gas hose. HAHAHA! It was so hilarious. I would've been fine and the guy probably wouldn't have noticed, except that I fell into the side of my car and made a huge "SMACK" sound. Then....to make matters even worse, the reason I tripped was 'cause my foot got caught in the hose and when I fell into the car, the nozzle was ripped out of the holder and came crashing to the ground, making yet another loud noise to draw attention. I gathered myself together and quickly tried to put everything back and get the hell outta there, but as I looked back at the guy, he had this huge smile on his face and I just know he was thinking, "hahah! what a dork." I'm done trying to be cute and sexy. If there's a guy out there who wants me, he's gonna have to deal with plain ol' Tiff. :)~